* So, look: I’m not saying the Democrats are definitely going to blow it. But they’re more than capable of blowing it.
Posts Tagged ‘spies’
You Had Me At Privet
The Daily Show has what should be (please God) the last word on Sarah Palin. And they didn’t even have to reach for the obvious.
Love Conquers COINTELPRO
Undercover policeman married activist he was sent to spy on. The best part is the subhead:
Chief constable says relationships with targets in environmental movement ‘grossly unprofessional’
Oh?
@chrislhayes predicts the inevitable: “Movie deal in 3..2..1…”
Late Monday Night
* The headline reads, “Cleverest women are the heaviest drinkers.”
* Chris Currey at FrumForum: “How the GOP purged me.”
I do not recognize myself in the Republican Party anymore. As someone said it before, I did not leave the Republican Party, the Republican Party left me. I have the same ideological positions on most of the issues that I had when I voted for Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan and George W. Bush in 2000. However, I just cannot trust the reins of our government and nation, of this formidably complicated and complex gigantic machine that is the USA, to the amateurish leadership of the Republican Party.
We are living through tough times. We are being challenged like I have never seen America being challenged before. China is a formidable foe, and it is out there competing against us on every field and beating us on several fronts. While our education budgets are being slashed in every state across the nation, China is doubling and tripling theirs. These are the challenges and challengers that we are facing. And we need our best and brightest to lead us, not a half-term governor or radio/TV talking heads.
Maybe I am too old and too cynical, but I think the Republican party is in the last stages of agony. If nothing happens, we might win an election or even two, but in the long run we will lose America.
* Was Copenhagen not a failure? More from Plumer and Drum.
* Canadian researchers have uncovered a vast “Shadow Network” of online espionage based in China that used seemingly harmless means such as e-mail and Twitter to extract highly sensitive data from computers around the world.
Four More
Four more. Thanks to some Facebookers for the links.
* Exact date of Odysseus’s return from Troy pinpointed. With this crucial question settled, no one need read The Odyssey ever again.
In your text, treat Africa as if it were one country. It is hot and dusty with rolling grasslands and huge herds of animals and tall, thin people who are starving. Or it is hot and steamy with very short people who eat primates. Don’t get bogged down with precise descriptions. Africa is big: fifty-four countries, 900 million people who are too busy starving and dying and warring and emigrating to read your book. The continent is full of deserts, jungles, highlands, savannahs and many other things, but your reader doesn’t care about all that, so keep your descriptions romantic and evocative and unparticular.
Make sure you show how Africans have music and rhythm deep in their souls, and eat things no other humans eat. Do not mention rice and beef and wheat; monkey-brain is an African’s cuisine of choice, along with goat, snake, worms and grubs and all manner of game meat. Make sure you show that you are able to eat such food without flinching, and describe how you learn to enjoy it — because you care.
Taboo subjects: ordinary domestic scenes, love between Africans (unless a death is involved), references to African writers or intellectuals, mention of school-going children who are not suffering from yaws or Ebola fever or female genital mutilation.
* Congratulations to Morgan Ross, winner of the Harper’s Ferry “Worst Love Poem” contest.
Your legs
undulate like two jellyfish tentacles,
moving freely in the ocean
that is your upper lip.
* A slave in Jefferson Davis’s house was a Union spy. Great story. Dibs on the movie rights to this.
Things I’ve Enjoyed on the Internet Today
Things I’ve enjoyed on the Internet today.
* A Seth tribute to Charles Schulz.
* The ruins of Detroit’s abandoned Belle Island Zoo. Via MeFi.
* Spy Vibe, a blog devoted to the ’60s spy aesthetic. Also via MeFi.
* Three Jane Austen sci-fi films are apparently in the pipeline: Pride, Prejudice, amp; Zombies; Pride & Predators; and Lost in Austen.. What can account for Austenmania?
* I can’t believe putting a totally unqualified action-movie star in charge of the world’s fifth largest economy has turned out so badly for California. More on this from Ezra Klein, who actually points the finger not at Arnold but at systemic gridlock, i.e., the California state constitution and deluded Orange County Republicans.
* Why we love gambling: almost winning is almost as good as actually winning, as far as our neurochemistry is concerned.
* Grade inflation is a feedback loop: students now expect a B just for showing up.
* Braid, Game of the Year 2008 by all accounts, is finally coming to the PC.