Gerry Canavan

the smartest kid on earth

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Before My Time

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Jay Leno’s evil twin goes on Late Night with David Letterman c. 1984 to rant about Star Trek and venereal disease. This is so far before my time I can’t even begin to make sense of this clip. More on YouTube.

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June 5, 2009 at 5:52 am

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Survival tips for a parallel universe

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Survival tips for a parallel universe:

1) The Food Chain Rule. If it can eat you, you can eat it.

2) The Venom Rule. If a creature’s venom is rapidly fatal, you can eat the creature.

3) The Bait and Spike Rule. Biological compatibility also increases the odds that some Earthly toxin, like bug spray or rat poison, will kill the alien creatures if you use it correctly.

4) The Dandelion Rule. Chances are, our ecology is as pernicious to theirs as theirs is to ours.

Click the link for full details…and be careful out there.

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December 10, 2007 at 6:44 pm