Gerry Canavan

the smartest kid on earth

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Kit-Kats for Everyone

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‘Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he’s from the future.’ I love this story so much I don’t even care it was an April Fool’s joke.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”