Posts Tagged ‘found poetry’
Thursday Links
* North Carolina update: holy smokes. I mean really. I mean really.
* This is quite incredible. Even if a college uses all of its extra tuition revenue to increase the financial aid it awards, that money is not, on average, being used for low-income students. Instead, it’s used to attract other students the college wants.
* Between 2004 and 2012, NYU added 25 more administrators than faculty. Amateurs.
* Sweating the Details of a MOOC in Progress.
* Alas, Iain Banks. Just terrible. A tribute at Salon. And another at the Guardian.
* Exxon’s Duck-Killing Pipeline Won’t Pay Taxes To Oil Spill Cleanup Fund.
* A first-time narcotics offender, father to three, sold pain pills to a friend. His punishment: 25 years in prison. It’s just the latest evidence that U.S. drug policy is madness.
* In New York City, nearly 90 percent of the people arrested for marijuana possession are blacks and Latinos. In Chicago in recent years, only five percent of the people arrested for possession were whites. In many cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York, police have arrested blacks for marijuana possession at seven times the rate of whites, and Latinos at three to four times the rate of whites. In Ocean Hill-Brownsville in Brooklyn, where 90 percent of the residents are blacks and Latinos, the marijuana arrest rate is 150 times higher than on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, where Mayor Bloomberg lives where the 90 percent of residents are white.
* Presenting the absolute worst person in the world.
* What could possibly go wrong? Nonprofit that ‘Empowers Neighborhoods’ By Handing Out Free Guns is Coming to Dallas.
* Good news everyone! The LAPD is researching precrime.
* May 26th shall forever be known as Arrested Development Day.
* Robot finds accidental haiku in the New York TImes.
* And your historic grassroots insurgency successfully managed to keep Hillary Clinton from becoming president…for eight years. Mission accomplished.
List of CB Slang
I think I could lose myself in this list forever.
“Bear” – a police officer. The terms “Smokey” & “Bear” are both direct references to Smokey Bear, a character image commonly seen along U.S. highways, as part of warnings not to cause wildfires. He wears a campaign hat very similar to that included in many highway patrol uniforms in the U.S. It also refers to their attitude toward most truckers in general.
“Bear Cave” / “Bear’s Den” / “Bear’s Lair” – a police station.
“Bear / Smokey in a plain brown wrapper” – a law officer in an unmarked police car. The term “plain white wrapper” is sometimes used, depending on the color of the vehicle.
“Bear In the Air” / “Fly in the sky” / “Spy in the sky” – a police aircraft. While state police often use fixed-wing airplanes to monitor highway traffic, “fly” refers specifically to a helicopter.
“Bear In the Grass” / “Smokey in the bush” – a speed trap.
“Bear Taking Pictures” – police with radar.
“Bear With Ears” – a police officer listening to others on the CB
“Blue Bear” a Michigan State Police Trooper
“Care Bear” – Police car located within a construction zone.
“City Kitty” / “City Bear” – Refers to local law enforcement monitoring a particular stretch of interstate which runs through their jurisdiction.
“Diesel Cop” / “D.O.T. Bear” – State department of transportation personnel, usually enforcing weight limits and safety rules (brakes & tires).
“Full-Grown” / “Full Grown Bear” – a state policeman/trooper.
“Got Bit By A Bear” – Received A Ticket.
“Mama Bear” / “Honey bear” – a female law enforcement officer.
“Picture-taker” / “Smokey taking pictures” / “Smokey bear is taking a picture” / “Kojak with a Kodak” – a law officer monitoring traffic with a radar gun. Today, this can also refer to an automated speed camera.
“Polar Bear” – an all-white highway patrol car
“Sky Bear” / “Spy in the sky” – police helicopter.
“Bear Bait” – An erratic or speeding driver.
“Bear Bite” – A speeding ticket.
“Bear with a Customer” – a patrol officer who has pulled someone over
“Eaten By a Bear” – Someone who is arrested by police, you can see the arrested person in the patrol car, especially if said patrol car has a “cage” in it.
And those are just the bits about bears.
Found Poetry: “There Will Be Blood”
Duke library results for search terms “there will be blood.” I find it works best if you imagine “There Will Be Blood” as an alternate title / subtitle / tagline / warning for each of the books that come up…
1. There Will Be Blood [videorecording]
2. Stakeholders in the Law School
3. Law 101
4. Neuropsychology and Cardiovascular Disease
5. Gossip Girl. The Complete Second Season [videorecording]
6. The Quality of Freedom: Khodorkovsky, Putin, and the Yukos Affair
7. Sticky Church
8. Backstabbing for Beginners : My Crash Course in International Diplomacy
9. Angel. Season 2 [videorecording]
10. Discovering Genomics, Proteomics, and Bioinformatics
11. Laugh Lines: Short Comic Plays
12. Countdown to Sunday: A Daily Guide for Those Who Dare to Preach
13. American Working-Class Literature: An Anthology
14. Lutheran Questions, Lutheran Answers: Exploring Christian Faith
15. The Nation’s Bounty: The Xhosa Poetry of Nontsizi Mgqwetho
16. The Immortalists: Charles Lindbergh, Dr. Alexis Carrel, and Their Daring Quest to Live Forever
17. Journalism Ethics: Arguments & Cases
18. Museum Frictions: Public Cultures/Global Transformations
19. The Abingdon African American Preaching Library
20. Introduction to Glycobiology
21. Sing, Stranger: A Century of American Yiddish Poetry: A Historical Anthology
22. Occupied Minds: A Journey Through the Israeli Psyche
23. A Story of Suffering and Hope: Lessons from Latino Youth
24. Operations and Tears: A New Anthology of Malawian Poetry
25. American Theatre Book of Monologues for Women
I could, I assure you, go on.
Saturday 2
* A rather cromulently argued article at The Star says The Simpsons was the Beatles of the 1990s, which I think I actually buy.
* O’Brien added later that he wanted to address rumors swirling about his show and Leno’s, including one that “NBC is going to throw me and Jay in a pit with sharpened sticks. The one who crawls out gets to leave NBC.” UPDATE: Video here.
* Which films are most popular in your neighborhood? Netflix by Zip code. Via Kevin Drum.
* Somebody in my Facebook feed sent me looking for Wikipedia’s list of animal names.There’s some real poetry here: a congregation of alligators, a shrewdness of apes, a colony of badgers, a sleuth of bears…
More Monday Links
More Monday links! More!
* Jacob directs my attention to the Spider-Man lizard. As Jacob says, you won’t be disappointed.
* Amanda Marcotte says last night’s explosive office hijinx on Mad Men were a quiet reference to the Kennedy assassination. I think she may be right.
* Japan’s real-life Dollhouse.
* The mother of all Infinite Jest ending theories. (Thanks, kate!)
* Last words of the executed in Texas. Found poetry.
Cathy, you know I never meant to hurt you.
All my life I have been locked up.
I am tired.
I’m ready, Warden.