Gerry Canavan

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Wednesday Links, Supplemental

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* Dubious distinction watch: Marquette is once again one of FIRE’s top ten worst colleges for free speech.

* The “bunnies” survey from Mount St. Mary’s is apparently up at Scribd. It’s truly incredible to me that university lawyers signed off on this scheme, on the level of either theory or implementation, if indeed they did.

What is a university, that faculty are not employees who can be fired in this way? What is a university, that students are not customers who can be dismissed when serving them is judged bad for the bottom line? What is a university, that administrators aren’t bosses to whom faculty and students have to answer? What is a university, that faculty—and their students—are the university, and not just those who work, and pay tuition, on its behalf?

* Dystopia now: Bosses Harness Big Data to Predict Which Workers Might Get Sick. Or Pregnant, But Who’s Counting.

* Elsewhere on the dystopia beat: A Hospital Paralyzed by Hackers. UC Says You Can’t Put a Price on Spying on Your Workers for No Reason. And just as the Founders intended: The FBI Is Using a 1789 Law to Force Apple to Unlock the San Bernardino Shooter’s iPhone.

* Could it be that imposing unelected kleptocrats on cities has a dark side?

* Interesting stuff via @reclaimUC: Public Research Universities: Understanding the Financial Model.

* The Lovecraftian sublime: What Happens When You Zoom in Too Much on Google Maps. Elsewhere in the mathematical sublime: What different novels look like with everything removed but punctuation.

* timezones are a lie good timezone truth

Black and Latino Voters Sway From Clinton to Sanders. Sanders, Clinton in dead heat nationwide. But will Elbowsgate bring down Bernie? What he’s accomplished is genuinely incredible, even if I still can’t envision any scenario in which they would ever allow him to actually be the nominee.

* “Socialist snow on the streets / Socialist talk in the Maverick Bookstore / Socialist kids sucking socialist lollipops.” When Allen Ginsberg Wrote a Poem about Bernie Sanders.

* Dream job alert:UMaine announces Stephen King professorship. But I think you’ll find the post comes with… certain unusual requirements.

* And the kids are all right: Lake Superior State University has eliminated 8 AM classes.

MLA’s Eve

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Timeline of the future: 1,000 years time to one hundred quintillion years.

* Link of the year: Teju Cole Wrote a Short Story on Twitter by Retweeting Others.

How Grad Students Built the MLA Subconference.

How much is college football worth to universities?

How to Bust an Adjunct Union.

* Should faculty strike? Pro and con.

* One hundred years of Lovecraft. Via Student Activism.

* The state of exception: Court Upholds Willy-Nilly Gadget Searches Along U.S. Border.

Can J.P. Morgan really go 2 years without breaking the law? I’ll take the under.

Top Christie Staff Sought Lane Closings as Revenge. Wow. Wow.

Notre Dame’s Moral Dilemma Over Birth Control. John Dear, Jesuit known for peace witness, dismissed from order. And from the archives: An Oklahoma high school suspended a 15-year-old student after accusing her of casting a magic spell that caused a teacher to become sick, lawyers for the student said on Friday.

New York City Murders Are Twice As Likely To Be Solved When The Victim Is White Instead Of Black.

Rampant Prosecutorial Misconduct.

* Dallas shock: It turns out a cop can get fired for something.

Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010.

“I am a gun owner. It happens.”

* Bad for the brand: Ex-Gitmo Detainee, Released by Bush, Is Suspected in Benghazi Attack.

* The New Inquiry’s issue on “Bloodsport” is unusually great.

NFL Record Settlement for Traumatic Brain Injuries.

The American Studies Association Goes to Politics.

* A dolphin hypothesis.

Nature Bombshell: Observations Point To 10°F Warming by 2100. This is why I think geoengineering is inevitable, for better or for worse.

* The last monolingual speaker of Chickasaw has died.

* And congratulations Milwaukee, the 10th worst-run city in the US.

Adam Duritz Fan Fiction

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Dubious distinction watch: My referral logs reveal I am currently the top Google hit for “Adam Duritz fanfiction,” though the coveted #1 slot for “Adam Duritz fan fiction” continues to elude me. Given that I don’t write or publish fan fiction, much less Duritz-themed fan fiction, this would seem to say significantly less about my blog than about the sorry state of the genre.

HALF AN HOUR LATER UPDATE: Mission accomplished. Having achieved my last objective, this blog is now closed.

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March 2, 2009 at 5:43 am

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