Gerry Canavan

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Carry On My Legacy and Put an End to B.S.

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Duke University will be studying adult picky eaters. At last my neuroses get the attention they deserve!

Picky eaters tend to gravitate to certain foods, including blander products that are often white or pale colored, like plain pasta or cheese pizza. For reasons that aren’t clear, almost all adult picky eaters like French fries and often chicken fingers, health experts say.

(Really, I’ve gotten better.) What this proves, of course, is that all non-normative eaters are literally insane.

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July 14, 2010 at 7:41 pm