Gerry Canavan

the smartest kid on earth

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Kit-Kats for Everyone

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‘Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he’s from the future.’ I love this story so much I don’t even care it was an April Fool’s joke.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

What Some Call Internet Jackass Day

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I really don’t care for April Fools’ Day on the Internet—people have been kicking around the same joke for nearly twenty years now—but even a Scrooge like myself has to confess that Improv Everywhere’s entry in the genre is actually pretty good.

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April 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm

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