Archive for the ‘Look at what I found on the Internet’ Category
* “Trump is a paradox: he is really a centrist liberal, and maybe even in his economic policies closer to the Democrats, and he desperately tries to mask this. So the function of all of these dirty jokes and stupidities is to cover up that he is really a pretty ordinary, centrist politician.” Meanwhile: Susan Sarandon: I’m more afraid of Hillary’s war record than Trump’s wall.
* And he’s will have had always had my vote: This Candidate for President Claims He’s Traveled Through Time.
* From the archives! That thing I wrote about the first season of Kimmy Schmidt. I’ve been pretty unimpressed with the second season, alas, and some of the things I wrote back then seem to point to why.
* You know, after reading this I think I hate the humanities too.
* And you thought you felt bad about your pedagogy already: Are Colleges Too Obsessed With Smartness?
“When the entire system of higher education gives favored status to the smartest students, even average students are denied equal opportunities,” he writes. “If colleges were instead to be judged on what they added to each student’s talents and capacities, then applicants at every level of academic preparation might be equally valued.”
* Special pleading alert! No, DC Should Not Become The 51st State. Here’s A Quick History Lesson To Remind You Why.
* This Former College President Spent 2 Years in Prison. Here’s What He Learned. The answer will shock you!
* You could almost forget this, as the term fizzles into a bunch of sagging 4-4 ties and improbable unanimous decisions, but if Antonin Scalia had lived until July the docket was full of poisoned pills and silent time bombs that would have exploded in President Obama’s face this summer. Until and unless we reckon with what might have been at the high court this term, it’s impossible to understand why there will be no hearings for Judge Garland. GOP senators aren’t just angry about losing Justice Scalia’s seat. They are angry because the court as the weapon of choice to screw the president has been taken from them, and they want it back.
* Now Keurig says it has found a solution. It is taking longer than it took for NASA to put a man on the moon, but in the coming months, the company will begin to sell K-Cups made of material that is easily recycled.
* Every Disney Song from Best to Worst. Glad we settled that!
* As I feared, the tide seems to have turned on Title IX. I continue to think the whole law is at risk if its supporters cannot find a way to frame and articulate the need for reform.
* It’s Time To Acknowledge How Important the Death Star is to Star Wars. I don’t know that I quite agree with this, but Rogue One does (seem to) point to a vision of the franchise that isn’t so heavily dependent on the Jedi.
* Male chimpanzee Chacha screams after escaping from nearby Yagiyama Zoological Park as a man tries to capture him on the power lines at a residential area in Sendai, northern Japan.
* New ABC show ‘Cleverman’ is about an Aboriginal superhero. Australian ABC, not US ABC, alas.
* Someone should have double-checked that math: Man Sentenced to 4 Years After Victim Says She Was Held Captive, Sexually Assaulted for a Decade.
I’ve had a running debate with a few friends about what I think were (possibly quite late) rewrites to The Force Awakens regarding the reveal that Kylo Ren is Han Solo’s child. The strongest version of this is my suspicion that in some original cut of the film this was revealed at the bridge, with some riff on “Luke, I am your father” that was reworked either because it turned into a groaning laugh line or because test or corporate audiences found it too distracting and lost the thread of the scene.* (In the final cut of the film Kylo Ren’s identity is revealed much earlier, in a scene involving Kylo in the mask and the CGI Snoke — which is to say, a scene that could have been done in Burbank with a stand-in with Adam Driver and Andy Serkis on the phone. There are also several later, slightly awkward scenes that seem to be written as if they too were revealing this information for the first time, as if we didn’t already know; I think there was probably a cut where “I saw him, Leia. I saw our son” was the reveal, for instance.)
The Little Golden Book edition of The Force Awakens (out today!) isn’t bulletproof evidence — even if such adaptations often work off very early versions of scripts — but I found this page interesting:
* Devotees of my rants know I also have a theory that in some version of the script there was probably a “Luke, I am your daughter” / “Rey, I am your father” cut from the last second of the movie, which I think was also cut on the distracting-and-or-groaner basis. These two theories are somewhat incompatible — not even TFA would go to that well twice! — but I don’t have to explain myself to you.