Resolved: Thursday Links Will Take All Our Links

* Tonight! DC! 6:30! Resolved: Technology Will Take All Our Jobs!

* Help, University Administration Is Terrible! Kids these days.

Let's grant that today's students make more complaints by and large. It's still administrators who are acting on them.

— Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko) June 3, 2015

It's not students' fault that they've become pawns in admins' proxy war against faculty.

— Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko) June 3, 2015

“The bad faith of administrators” is still the single cause that explains everything wrong with the university.

— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) June 3, 2015

* Statement by PROFS in response to JFC omnibus motion #521, item #39. Foxes in the Henhouse: The Republican Takeover of the University of Wisconsin System. A turning point for the UW Colleges.

UW faculty were told to do X for Y. Now… no Y. That's called a broken contract.

— Chuck Rybak (@ChuckRybak) June 4, 2015

.@ChuckRybak I have never understand the labor basis of the US university system, where admins can just arbitrary change the terms at will.

— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) June 4, 2015

* Han’s wife shot first.

* Forgetting Lolita: How Nabokov’s Victim Became an American Fantasy.

* Michael Bérubé and Jennifer Ruth: Time for a Teaching-Intensive Tenure Track.

* How the Red Cross Raised Half a Billion Dollars for Haiti ­and Built Six Homes.

* Every United Airlines flight was grounded this morning in the US.

* More People Work at Fusion Than Are Reading Its Most Popular Post.

* The problem is that the IRB system is so fundamentally misconceived that it is virtually a model of how to regulate badly.

* French Court Rules It Is Unconstitutional To Cut Off Water To Anybody.

* Teen got arrested after cop tried to pick her up, failed. Warrants issued for people who cheered at Senatobia graduation. In the last seven years at least 29 police K-9s have sweltered to death after officers left the dogs inside hot patrol vehicles.

* School kitchen manager fired for giving lunches to hungry students.

* Sepp Blatter resigns. Something something joke about George Lucas character names.

* The Secret 1949 Radiation Experiment That Contaminated Washington.

* How Ridic Are the New Scrabble Words?

* How Ridic Are Call-In Shifts?

* Alternative Idea for Resolving Sexual-Assault Cases Emphasizes Closure. “Administrators promised to keep her charges confidential and to protect her from retaliation.” For what it’s worth, I had some general thoughts on Title IX earlier this week that I Storified on the off-chance anyone is interested. I don’t think the outlook is good.

* The inside story of how the Clintons built a $2 billion global empire. Is Hillary Clinton in trouble?

* Draft, uh, let’s say Bloomberg.

* The Tampon: A History.

* Google NBA Jam truth.

* New Study Confirms Self-Evident Truth: Time Warner Is Literally The Worst.

* Hell is working at the Huffington Post.

* Teach the controversy.

* And the arc of history is long, but Arrested Development season five will air in spring 2016.