Friday Night Links
* In light of this criticism, the Court today announces a new clear standard to guide lower courts in their application of the commerce clause. This new standard will govern when a law exceeds Congress’s power under the commerce clause and when it does not. The new standard is this – a law passed pursuant to the commerce clause is constitutional if Justice Scalia likes the law and unconstitutional if he does not. Similarly, if the law is regulating things that Justice Scalia wants regulated, it is constitutional. If it does not, it is not.
* io9 tries to suss out just how much of the “Uncle Ben never told you what happened to your father” plot from the trailers got cut from The Amazing Spider-Man. But the joke’s on io9; they’re just saving this for the three-boot with Justin Bieber, coming in 2014.
* Why are Superman movies all so terrible? Because of Siegel’s Curse, of course.
* Nice work if you can get it: Duke Energy CEO Bill Johnson resigns after one day, gets $44 million in severance.
* Ladies and gentlemen: the Boston Police Patrolmen’s Association.
* And the Border Patrol has let former Arizona Gov. Raúl Castro slip through their fingers once again…