Gerry Canavan

the smartest kid on earth

The Truth Is Out There

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The headline reads, “U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects.”

Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby. Six former U.S. Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality.

Via Kevin Drum. Bonus science fact: io9 has detailed spaceship schematics from an Oregon UFO witness.

Written by gerrycanavan

September 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm

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  1. Occam’s Razor. I’m going to say that this is a self-test of our own equipment. One government agency secretly running tests without the knowledge of another government agency.

    Alex

    September 23, 2010 at 3:48 pm

  2. I’ll Occam’s Razor that and say none of it happened at all.

    gerrycanavan

    September 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm

  3. and when it became clear just what a poor cosmic citizen newly installed earth overlord Dick Cheney was shaping up to be, Kodos and Kang charged up the “Folded Pizza,” and hauled ass all the way across the galaxy to begin neutralizing the earthlings’ nuclear arsenal. was the planet really worth saving? on the whole, no. but the eventuality simulator was dependable within a ten-year time horizon only, and Kodos for one wanted very much to know how things turned out for little Sally Draper.

    ltc

    September 24, 2010 at 4:16 am


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