Gerry Canavan

the smartest kid on earth

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

with 2 comments

Jesus Christ.

Media Outlet: CNN

Deadline: 04:00 PM EST – 2 June


Looking for pitches: The Good Side of the Oil Spill – if there is any.

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  1. We now know exactly how far corporations will go to cut costs(like we didn’t already), even if that means foregoing checks, maintenance, protective clothing from cleanup workers, rights of the people they effect, and exactly how much the ecology in the gulf of Mexico will go for on the market. Thus securing that not only will the concerns of private capital continue to trump life altogether, when corps aren’t busy patenting/copyrighting it, but that we can expect this to be that standard to which minor infringements will inevitably deflect as the precedent for consequences. If the gulf (615,000 square miles) is worth $116 Bil, then Nigeria (356,667 square miles) = X[$67 Bil].

    Positive spin: Now we know the price.


    June 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm

  2. Just ask Halliburton; I’m sure they can find a laundry list of good sides to the oil spill.


    June 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm

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