It Is Not Me That Has Been Exposed, But You, For I Have Seen the Nipple on Your Soul

(Alternative title: The Titty-Twister Heard ‘Round the World)

From the Guardian‘s liveblog of the World Cup Final:

115 mins Replays show that Materazzi’s crime was to, erm, tweak Zidane’s nipple.

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