Gerry Canavan

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Hooters: A Fun Place to Work

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The Smoking Gun presents the Hooters Employee Handbook:

The Hooters Girl uniform skirt is a choice of a tank top tucked in to the Hooters Girl shorts (NO MIDRIFF IS TO SHOW) and the shirt must meet the Hooters Girl shorts. No portions of the bra is to show. A white or nude-colored bra must be worn. Shirts are not to be cut or altered, faded or have any stains or tears. A long sleeve shirt may be worn when weather conditions dictate and at manager’s discretion. All shirts must be sized to fit, NO BAGGINESS.

Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and SHOULD NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW.

I can’t decide if the best part is the agreement the prospective Hooters Girl is forced to sign to both “hereby affirm and acknowledge … that Hooters forbids harassment of any kind” but also that “the Hooters concept is based on female sex appeal and the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace” — or if it’s just that the Hooters Higher-Ups felt the need to specifically forbid their male employees from wearing makeup and pantyhouse.

Just remember, gents, sexism kills.

Written by gerrycanavan

September 16, 2005 at 1:20 pm

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